● SERVER ONLINE · HUMAN STILL DEBUGGING
Well, this is awkward.
You expected a website.
You got a website.
Nobody expected this level of success.
root@caragiu:~$ systemctl status life
● life.service - Figuring Things Out
Active: running (with questionable decisions)
Errors: too many to display
Coffee: critically low
● life.service - Figuring Things Out
Active: running (with questionable decisions)
Errors: too many to display
Coffee: critically low
This domain was purchased.
A VPS was summoned.
DNS was negotiated with.
And now you're here. On purpose.
Congratulations. You have successfully ignored instructions. You may now apply for a senior engineering position.